Hi all!
As you know, my mom is one of the most important "things" in my life. One of my best friends. She is going in for surgery Wednesday (July 27th) morning, at 4am, to have a tumor removed from her neck/Thyroid. The surgery is actually at 7am, but have to be there at 4am. That is going to be hard, as we are all nightowls, so when to get sleep? Hmm...
She has put it off as long as she can. Since she is not in the best shape right now, due to health issues, she's been afraid of trying the surgery. But now it won't wait any longer, interfering with her breathing and speaking, swalling, etc..
So, if you would, or could, please send some white light, or whatever your beliefs are, to "Mom", Wednesday. I appreciate all your kind words and well wishes, I've received so far.
So, I'm off for about a week or so, maybe, to go take care of her, as I always do. *smile* How will I make it without Rave, being out there in the middle of nowhere? No internet...Ok, I can text on my cell, but have few I text with now. Lordy...
I'm explaining here, in my journal, so I dont have to keep writing it out for everyone! But so far, I have several times. haha....I will be back as soon as I can. You take care. Ciao for now babes! *smile*
HAHA! Funny...
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1. Homosexuality is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if homosexual marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Homosexual couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
When I was getting the toothpaste out, mere moments ago, to brush teeth, with the last squeeze of toothpaste I had in the tube, I accidently flipped that little last bit onto the sink, as I was turning the water on.
Ever do that? Ugh...dork.
That reminded me, I don't know why, of when I was going through my divorce from my first husband *Ugh, I threw up alittle in my mouth, just now*. I wanted to be so fair about it all, I even split the toothpaste....the Q-Tips, all of it.
a) When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
b) I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
c) I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev.15:19-24). The problem is, how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense. If I come into
contact with a woman who is menstruating and she doesn't tell me until
afterwards, must I kill her immediately or can I just beat her?
d) Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female,
provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
Why can't I own Canadians?
e) I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him
myself? Also, is Sabbath on Saturday as Seventh Day Adventists (Christians,
like us...or are they?) or is it on Sunday as Baptists and some other faiths
agree? I am beset by not knowing who to kill and when to kill them...please
clarify this for me.
f) A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality
(Lev. 18:22). I don't agree. I'm also confused about how homosexuality can
be an abomination when Jonathan and David were married in the Bible (1
Samuel 18:1, 3 - 4). Here, I'll quote it - "And it came to pass, when he had
made an end of speaking unto Saul that the soul of Jonathan was knit with
the soul of David and Jonathan loved him as his own soul. Then Jonathan and
David made a covenant, because he loved him as his own soul. And Jonathan
stripped himself of the robe that was upon him, and gave it to David, and
his garments, even to his sword and to his bow and to his girdle." and also
Ruth's relationship with Naomi is suspect, (Ruth 1:16-17) "And Ruth said to
Naomi, Entreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee:
for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy
people shall be my people, and thy God my God: Where thou diest, will I die,
and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought
but death part three and me." Can you settle this?
g) Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
h) Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around
their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27 and even
though 1st Cor. 11:4-6 says that it is a shame upon a man to have long hair.
How should they die?
i) I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves? Also, since it is
strictly forbidden to "eat neither fat nor blood" in Lev. 3:17 & Lev. 19:26,
does that mean that I must be a vegetarian and must I smite those who choose
to eat meat?
j) My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of
getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16)? Couldn't we
just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people
who sleep with their in-laws (Lev. 20:14)?
k) I know that it is an abomination for a man to wear a woman's clothes or a
woman to wear a man's (Deut. 22:5), so does that mean that since my wife
borrowed my boxers once, she's going to hell?
l) An unbeliever sent me an email telling me that God is an ABORTIONIST? It
says, "In Num. 5:11-31, God commands a husband to get an abortion for his
wife if he suspects she has been impregnated by another man. A priest is to
make her drink a potion and tell her, "If any man other than your husband
has had intercourse with you, may the LORD make an example of you . . . by
bringing upon you miscarriage and untimely birth." To deliberately cause a
miscarriage is to perform an abortion. And who brings about this
miscarriage? Who performs this abortion? It is the LORD who does so. God is
an abortionist. In Ex. 21:22-25, God tells us what to do if a man who is
fighting knocks against a pregnant woman. If the woman dies, the principle
of "life for life" is invoked and the man responsible for her death must be
killed. If she lives but has a miscarriage, then the death of the fetus is
to be compensated for by the payment of a fine, as demanded by the woman's
husband. Thus, God has revealed the status of the unborn fetus: it is not an
independent, full-fledged human life, whose destruction amounts to murder.
It is a thing owned by the woman's husband, a thing whose loss, like that of
any other thing, may be compensated for with money." How can this be true?
I'm listening to Prince's song, "Mountains". It is such a groovin' song! I've loved it since the 80s, when it was in Under The Cherry Moon. Several good songs came from that soundtrack, actually, including "Kiss", and "Girls and Boys", all of which I like to shake my money maker to *laugh*.
So when the little, "huh!", came up in the song, I kicked my leg up....and that takes me back to another time, when I did the same thing, at the same time in the song, but I hit the floor with bare toes on the way up, almost breaking them. *laughing*......what a dork....hurt like a mofo. This is typical, because I am always jumping around and doing stupid shit.
On a lighter note, I am adding new vids to my profile page. Those of you that have seen the video of Satan calling the shoe store for souls, and laughed your ass off, may be ready for a new one. I have two to add. Will only put one on there now...but which to do? I like them both. Will probably add the Happy Doughboy first. I crack up everytime I watch it. But, I have a twisted sense of humor, so be warned.
Animal welfare violations during the hunt have been documented by conservation groups, video evidence showing seals being skinned, cut open and dragged with hooks while still alive, being clubbed with wooden sticks or boat hooks, and being left to suffer injured for long periods before being killed. Video footage has also shown a Canadian Coast Guard ice-breaker squashing seals in its path in its efforts to give the sealers better access to the ice floes. Such video evidence has resulted in successful prosecutions of sealers under the Canadian Criminal Code. Sealing interests are however calling for photographers, whose presence is already severely restricted and who have been attacked by sealers, to be banned from recording the hunt altogether.
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